Sunday, January 15, 2012

A Hindi Poem For India's Tour Of Australia By Bhaavesh Patwal


Gaye the Australia ye rachne itihaas ,par kuch nahi kar paaye sivaaye karne k bakwaas
na bowling chali-na batting aur karwaaliya apna kachra,jab aa nahi skte the seniors khud conference pe to bnaadiya bechaare ashwin aur kohli ko bakra
Krwaali apni beizzati aur meri prediction bi krwaadee galat,koi bhi ballebaaz chal nhi paaya aur gaya crease pe datt
tekdiye ghutne Australian gendbaazon ke saamne jo the tez ,7 test haargye lagataar-fir bhi bolote hain ki ye to bas hai ek bad phase
Nahi laga paaye master blaster apna shatak,Aur Australia ke batsmen ne dhoya Khan aur Ishant ko patakk-patakk
Nahi chali sehwag ki tukee waali ballebaazi aur naa chala dhoni ka koi luck, dhoni bechaare ka kya haal tha 9 maheene pehle aur kitni thee team india khush par dekho kaise badalta hai waqt
Jab karni thee practice to manaa rhe the christmas aur karne chale gaye go-karting , khelnge to gaye the cricket but hamesha karte rhe sight seeing aur partying
jab naa khel paaye khel acha aur nahi bajee logon ki inke liye taaliyaan , dikhaadi middle finger crowd ko jab naa seh paaye australian crowd ka hostile behaviour aur unki gaaliyaan :D
Dehgyi fir Deewaar , naa chal paaya fir se Bharat ka koi waar ,Captain kool hue fir se tests me bekaar,Wapas hui bhaarteey cricket sharmasaar, Australia ne kiya WACA me wapas balatkaar :D
Australian gendbaazi thee itni dhardaar , ki hogye Bharteey ballebaazon ke tukde hazaar
ab kuch sharam hai baaki to wapas aake kardena team ko badal , warna ghar me bhi haargye England se to jaayega bharteey cricket ka suraj poori tarah se dhal,aur aajayenge yaad wohi puraane 50s-60s ke pal , jab haraati thee england aur australia har roz aur nahi tha india me thoda bhi bal :D



English translation

They went to register their 1st series win & create history , but could not do anything except giving excuses & failed to achieve even a single victory
Their batting was shit & bowling failed too miserably, when seniors could not face the music at press conference themselves-they sent youngsters like Ashwin & Kohli..
They got humiliated & coz of them even my prediction got wrong & I lost the damn bet, Batsmen lost their wickets so easily playing rash shots & no one got set ..
They gave up & their footwork never worked in front of Aussie fast bowlers` pace,even after losing 7tests in a row-they say that its just a bad phase
Master blaster did not get his 100th 100 till now & got out out after looking good on some days ,,Khan & Ishant were thrashed all over the park & were shown their real place
Neither did Sehwag`s fluke batting click,nor did Dhoni`s luck,,how happy he was with the Indian team 9months back ,but now he must have realized that how the law of averages work :|
They needed to practice but were celebrating christmas & doing go-karting,,went to play cricket but cameras always caught them sightseeing in Australia or partying
When they could not play good cricket & handle hostile Aussie crowd-their frustration really got better off them then, Kohli & Ishant did not have any runs or wickets to show so they just followed Austin`s 3:16 plan :D
Wall again got shattered & India`s every move backfired, Captain Kool looked so pathetic in tests & every strategy failed which he tried
Indian cricket was again exposed at WACA as they got raped, against them even the young & inexperienced attack of Aussies looked so great
shake up the whole system & change the whole damn squad if BCCI has some shame left,otherwise they will even lose to England @ home & will never be again the best.
Indian test cricket will go down even more & back will be the days of 50s-60s when England,Windies & Australia used to beat them even in their own backyard,,no matter how much money BCCI earns,Thrashing will be always on the cards.

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